








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 848 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9469 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10317 | 38% |
| Smokes | 6893 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5097 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5112 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,231,476 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 495 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marswaterman1 | 60% | 75 |
| #2 | Dr. Diddy | 53% | 150 |
| #3 | β
πΎππππππ | 52% | 207 |
| #4 | DyldoBags | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | β
Fistinβ piston | 51% | 553 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | fortnite | 51% | 168 |
| #7 | buckley | 50% | 145 |
| #8 | buster buckets | 50% | 189 |
| #9 | miner591 | 48% | 182 |
| #10 | igeonpay | 47% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β
Fistinβ piston | 25 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | fortnite | 23 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | igeonpay | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | buckley | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | buster buckets | 10 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β
Fistinβ piston | 774 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #2 | buster buckets | 755 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | miner591 | 563 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | β
πΎππππππ | 560 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #5 | fortnite | 411 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marswaterman1 | +3.52 | 81 | 28 |
| #2 | β
πΎππππππ | +2.08 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | fortnite | +1.99 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | buster buckets | +1.35 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | β
Fistinβ piston | +0.39 | 62 | 37 |





