








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 431 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4954 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6492 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5302 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5059 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,385,751 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 680 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | igeonpay | 57 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | buckley | 34 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | DyldoBags | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | freaky gay Games | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | buster buckets | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buckley | 721 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | buster buckets | 681 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #3 | igeonpay | 680 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #4 | DyldoBags | 524 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #5 | freaky gay Games | 495 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHAWY | +2.60 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | fortnite | +2.47 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | buster buckets | +1.23 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | buckley | +0.38 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | freaky gay Games | -0.71 | 50 | 50 |





