








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 386 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9196 | 41% |
| Smokes | 6337 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1980 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 4662 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $761,429 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4t_K | 71% | 45 |
| #2 | Beercules | 64% | 61 |
| #3 | hARDN6 | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Fabregas_The_4 | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | Icey | 52% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Icey | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Beercules | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Le Chef | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Willma Reinholzen | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Satex | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le Chef | 409 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | p4t_K | 134 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | koeni | 130 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Icey | 120 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Beercules | 89 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T :S | +3.09 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | Willma Reinholzen | +2.37 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | Satex | +1.08 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | hARDN6 | +0.44 | 47 | 76 |
| #5 | koeni | +0.39 | 72 | 55 |





