








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 789 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 970 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12445 | 26% |
| Smokes | 13341 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 11886 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9425 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,761,192 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mimo | 53% | 188 |
| #2 | m0nster | 53% | 154 |
| #3 | Scheppertonne | 52% | 109 |
| #4 | Scheppertonne | 50% | 101 |
| #5 | Fabregas_The_4 | 49% | 487 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4t_K | 887 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | Scheppertonne | 506 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | Scheppertonne | 479 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | Beercules | 415 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #5 | Fabregas_The_4 | 405 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trainman | +2.70 | 70 | 48 |
| #2 | koeni | +2.02 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | Scheppertonne | +1.39 | 66 | 66 |
| #4 | mimo | +1.14 | 49 | 41 |
| #5 | Scheppertonne | +0.91 | 58 | 68 |





