








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 791 | 30% |
| Smokes | 416 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 724 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 701 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $768,335 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Harper | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | D | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | SaeNyeon | 62% | 74 |
| #5 | Stroke patient | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 이상한변호사사울굿맨 | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | SaeNyeon | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | KDH64 | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | D | 5 | 0.0167 |
| #5 | Maikelele | 4 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harper | +4.67 | 93 | 46 |
| #2 | Stroke patient | +4.57 | 68 | 52 |
| #3 | KDH64 | +3.83 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | SaeNyeon | +3.71 | 89 | 58 |
| #5 | Maikelele | +3.55 | 84 | 58 |





