








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3389 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2948 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2359 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2821 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,217,148 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stroke patient | 78% | 23 |
| #2 | Harper | 71% | 59 |
| #3 | D | 68% | 41 |
| #4 | Maikelele | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | Rr_ | 66% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 이상한변호사사울굿맨 | 49 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | KDH64 | 21 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Harper | 15 | 0.0161 |
| #4 | D | 9 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | bAej | 6 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bAej | +4.48 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | Stroke patient | +4.33 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | Maikelele | +3.74 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | KDH64 | +3.71 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | Harper | +3.71 | 93 | 49 |





