








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 756 | 50% |
| Smokes | 200 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 326 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 242 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $266,545 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harper | 79% | 28 |
| #2 | KDH64 | 77% | 26 |
| #3 | D | 73% | 15 |
| #4 | RSW | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | SaeNyeon | 66% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 이상한변호사사울굿맨 | 14 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | SaeNyeon | 12 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | KDH64 | 10 | 0.0210 |
| #4 | Harper | 8 | 0.0155 |
| #5 | D | 3 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 이상한변호사사울굿맨 | 224 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | SaeNyeon | 210 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Harper | 143 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #4 | KDH64 | 95 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | ssunV | 65 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stroke patient | +9.09 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | KDH64 | +5.53 | 74 | 52 |
| #3 | RSW | +4.87 | 61 | 72 |
| #4 | Harper | +4.02 | 93 | 47 |
| #5 | ayeblyat | +3.94 | 71 | 70 |





