








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 174 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3644 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2246 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2245 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2833 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,331,201 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 800 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayeblyat | 82% | 22 |
| #2 | Rr_ | 77% | 26 |
| #3 | Harper | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | SaeNyeon | 59% | 153 |
| #5 | 이상한변호사사울굿맨 | 57% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 이상한변호사사울굿맨 | 45 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | SaeNyeon | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Harper | 7 | 0.0191 |
| #4 | RSW | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | D | 6 | 0.0143 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KDH64 | +3.91 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | ayeblyat | +2.71 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | RSW | +2.50 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | SaeNyeon | +2.20 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | D | +1.46 | 88 | 58 |





