








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 873 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4471 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6090 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5803 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3317 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,807,769 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~woms~ | 57% | 68 |
| #2 | bluebull | 55% | 102 |
| #3 | racecar03 | 54% | 70 |
| #4 | soul___Reaper | 52% | 77 |
| #5 | ttv ItsSEElite | 51% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | RadBrad | 44% | 82 |
| #13 | Krueger | 43% | 249 |
| #14 | wankington | 43% | 58 |
| #15 | ChuckieBoii | 43% | 133 |
| #16 | shaqcast | 40% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shaqcast | 31 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Krueger | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ChuckieBoii | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | RadBrad | 12 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | snickerdoc | 12 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pseudophed | 785 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | racecar03 | 477 | 0.32 | 8 min |
| #3 | Krueger | 355 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | bluebull | 350 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | Borslatt | 340 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bluebull | +3.24 | 63 | 68 |
| #2 | snickerdoc | +1.99 | 58 | 50 |
| #3 | racecar03 | +1.52 | 17 | 51 |
| #4 | ttv ItsSEElite | +1.50 | 57 | 44 |
| #5 | ChuckieBoii | +0.99 | 52 | 53 |





