








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 512 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8653 | 49% |
| Smokes | 2821 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3856 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2510 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,632,415 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 714 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LA Zoo | Icy Penguin | 66% | 41 |
| #2 | J_Beach5 | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | Ace SRT | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | Tarantino | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Wish | 44% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2d gamba | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Wish | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Tarantino | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | LA Zoo | Icy Penguin | 6 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Inerz | 6 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J_Beach5 | 444 | 0.28 | 12 min |
| #2 | rabb1t | 431 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | 2d gamba | 375 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | ₣ɄⱫłØ₦₴ | 224 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | Wish | 193 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ace SRT | +2.69 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | J_Beach5 | +1.97 | 53 | 67 |
| #3 | rabb1t | +1.53 | 68 | 71 |
| #4 | LA Zoo | Icy Penguin | +1.13 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | Tarantino | +0.89 | 65 | 48 |





