








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




220 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10491 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7973 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5266 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6214 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,010,362 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horchata Papi | 64% | 77 |
| #2 | M0th | 61% | 102 |
| #3 | Moth.E | 60% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Horchata Papi | 64% | 77 |
| #2 | M0th | 61% | 102 |
| #3 | Moth.E | 60% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moth.E | 26 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | M0th | 23 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Horchata Papi | 17 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moth.E | 87 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | M0th | 44 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Horchata Papi | 26 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | solo | +3.86 | 83 | 47 |
| #2 | M0th | +2.75 | 52 | 38 |
| #3 | Horchata Papi | +2.57 | 59 | 35 |
| #4 | Moth.E | +1.23 | 52 | 44 |





