








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 652 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1976 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6087 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 3302 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4245 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,325,720 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 932 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spoods | 65% | 54 |
| #2 | hoopla | 61% | 226 |
| #3 | solo | 61% | 102 |
| #4 | maikki | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spoods | 65% | 54 |
| #2 | hoopla | 61% | 226 |
| #3 | solo | 61% | 102 |
| #4 | maikki | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hoopla | 66 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | solo | 25 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | maikki | 7 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hoopla | 782 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | solo | 349 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | maikki | 139 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Spoods | 134 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | solo | +2.86 | 82 | 50 |
| #2 | hoopla | +2.15 | 77 | 48 |
| #3 | M0th | +1.95 | 56 | 42 |
| #4 | Spoods | +1.44 | 44 | 48 |
| #5 | maikki | +0.10 | 66 | 70 |





