








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2353 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1755 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1870 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1031 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $435,489 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krL!.- | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | ♛PannacottaFranco | 77% | 13 |
| #3 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | 67% | 49 |
| #4 | Alaric Dell ☬ | 65% | 20 |
| #5 | ぷ ShoDe3 ぷ | 63% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ぷ ShoDe3 ぷ | 13 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | cLassicK | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | DASYNHO^_^! | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | csc | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛PannacottaFranco | +4.44 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | Alaric Dell ☬ | +2.68 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | cLassicK | +2.61 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | ✪ Eminence ♛ | +1.98 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | krL!.- | +1.69 | 73 | 54 |





