








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 876 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




184 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7992 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5108 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4535 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3632 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,054,864 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 874 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cLassicK | 63% | 116 |
| #2 | Wolf | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | krL!.- | 61% | 56 |
| #4 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | 58% | 119 |
| #5 | DASYNHO^_^! | 56% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cLassicK | +2.93 | 65 | 63 |
| #2 | Wolf | +1.62 | 69 | 47 |
| #3 | ぷ ShoDe3 ぷ | +1.52 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | ✪ try it out | +1.41 | 87 | 60 |
| #5 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | +0.85 | 64 | 61 |





