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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3013 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2561 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2913 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2813 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $913,956 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krL!.- | 68% | 72 |
| #2 | TLC | Lenux ♿ | 62% | 45 |
| #3 | ARDELA | 60% | 15 |
| #4 | DASYNHO^_^! | 60% | 119 |
| #5 | Krizzao | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Rockjean | 50% | 14 |
| #14 | Perro Bomba ☬ | 50% | 26 |
| #15 | cLassicK | 44% | 34 |
| #16 | /// 4PPRCH | 38% | 16 |
| #17 | ぷ ShoDe3 ぷ | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | 18 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | TLC | Lenux ♿ | 7 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | ぷ ShoDe3 ぷ | 7 | 0.0171 |
| #4 | DASYNHO^_^! | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | cLassicK | 5 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | 694 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | cLassicK | 319 | 0.46 | 6 min |
| #3 | DASYNHO^_^! | 279 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | TLC | Lenux ♿ | 256 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | krL!.- | 232 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cLassicK | +1.98 | 69 | 69 |
| #2 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | +1.85 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | TLC | Lenux ♿ | +1.56 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | CRIMZONT | +0.82 | 72 | 76 |
| #5 | DASYNHO^_^! | +0.74 | 69 | 57 |





