








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2935 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5710 | 49% |
| Smokes | 2742 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 733 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 2376 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $215,777 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krL!.- | 67% | 58 |
| #2 | ぷ ShoDe3 ぷ | 63% | 116 |
| #3 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | 62% | 136 |
| #4 | ✪ Eminence ♛ | 62% | 39 |
| #5 | ✪ try it out | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ぷ ShoDe3 ぷ | 36 | 0.0159 |
| #2 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | 23 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | ✪ Eminence ♛ | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Wolf | 7 | 0.0140 |
| #5 | undisclosed | 5 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | 749 | 0.27 | 18 min |
| #2 | ぷ ShoDe3 ぷ | 699 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #3 | undisclosed | 139 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪ Eminence ♛ | 138 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | krL!.- | 128 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cLassicK | +3.43 | 65 | 64 |
| #2 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | +1.40 | 62 | 64 |
| #3 | ぷ ShoDe3 ぷ | +1.27 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | Wolf | +0.97 | 65 | 47 |
| #5 | ✪ Eminence ♛ | +0.54 | 63 | 58 |





