








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7095 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6886 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4909 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3782 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,497,731 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1038 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 55% | 69 |
| #2 | ✠BigBob3D | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | ✪ Power Bottom | 53% | 80 |
| #4 | SadCity | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | remmy7 | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 55% | 69 |
| #2 | ✠BigBob3D | 53% | 49 |
| #3 | ✪ Power Bottom | 53% | 80 |
| #4 | SadCity | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | remmy7 | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Power Bottom | 22 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | SadCity | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ✠BigBob3D | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | remmy7 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Power Bottom | 305 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | ✠BigBob3D | 149 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | remmy7 | 139 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 124 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | SadCity | 102 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | +3.74 | 77 | 45 |
| #2 | remmy7 | +1.42 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | ✠BigBob3D | +0.71 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | SadCity | +0.27 | 61 | 60 |
| #5 | Günter Strike | +0.03 | 56 | 63 |





