








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1184 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 419 | 22% |
| Smokes | 464 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 439 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 542 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,884 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyler | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Conquest | 5 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | NO 1 LIKE ME | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | r!zzla|king | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Valefarβ‘ | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyler | 131 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | ππ€π£ππ§ππ | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Conquest | 88 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | r!zzla|king | 85 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | ππΌπππ_ igotHacked | 79 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r!zzla|king | +5.86 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | CHILLO_PUTI_KILLER | +1.64 | 74 | 28 |
| #3 | D | +0.79 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | Conquest | +0.39 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | Valefarβ‘ | +0.26 | 42 | 54 |





