








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3402 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,387 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3544 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3509 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2684 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1650 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,100,774 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sam | 78% | 36 |
| #2 | ENVER PACHA AIM | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | JOKER | 56% | 78 |
| #4 | TicTac | 55% | 71 |
| #5 | projet | 53% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | projet | 53% | 107 |
| #6 | waz | 50% | 90 |
| #7 | Akuma | 48% | 31 |
| #8 | _natkaa_ | 43% | 88 |
| #9 | onbredurenard | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waz | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Akuma | 9 | 0.0148 |
| #3 | projet | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | _natkaa_ | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | onbredurenard | 3 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | projet | 322 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | _natkaa_ | 264 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Akuma | 124 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | JOKER | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | waz | 57 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ENVER PACHA AIM | +8.38 | 71 | 34 |
| #2 | waz | +4.61 | 81 | 40 |
| #3 | projet | +3.30 | 61 | 53 |
| #4 | TicTac | +2.45 | 78 | 45 |
| #5 | Akuma | +0.93 | 34 | 62 |





