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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,763 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 428 | 15% |
| Smokes | 718 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 596 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1021 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $305,248 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ENVER PACHA AIM | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Akuma | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | kotezie (siphano) | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | limnary33 | 56% | 78 |
| #5 | ❀KUBA❀ | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | limnary33 | 14 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | projet | 7 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Akuma | 6 | 0.0152 |
| #4 | kotezie (siphano) | 5 | 0.0188 |
| #5 | ❀KUBA❀ | 3 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | limnary33 | 216 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | projet | 139 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Akuma | 78 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | ❀KUBA❀ | 55 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | kotezie (siphano) | 46 | 0.17 | 1 min |





