








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1094 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4668 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4479 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2942 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1242 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,349,951 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❀KUBA❀ | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | limnary33 | 53% | 107 |
| #3 | kotezie (siphano) | 53% | 53 |
| #4 | JOKER | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Akuma | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | limnary33 | 53% | 107 |
| #3 | kotezie (siphano) | 53% | 53 |
| #4 | JOKER | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Akuma | 47% | 55 |
| #6 | Orty | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kotezie (siphano) | 22 | 0.0216 |
| #2 | limnary33 | 17 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Akuma | 9 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | ❀KUBA❀ | 7 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Orty | 7 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | limnary33 | 314 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Akuma | 221 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | kotezie (siphano) | 165 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | ❀KUBA❀ | 142 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Orty | 80 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❀KUBA❀ | +2.30 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | projet | +1.71 | 65 | 48 |
| #3 | kotezie (siphano) | +1.09 | 56 | 47 |
| #4 | Orty | +0.60 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | limnary33 | -0.38 | 53 | 44 |





