








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1698 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 349 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10161 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2774 | 14% |
| Smokes | 8456 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 4141 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4096 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,884,586 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TicTac | 63% | 210 |
| #2 | Dritiom | 60% | 105 |
| #3 | AWThistics | Captain Rafael | 60% | 47 |
| #4 | sam | 55% | 237 |
| #5 | Der Peiniger | 54% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der Peiniger | +7.57 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | waz | +4.35 | 78 | 44 |
| #3 | TicTac | +2.69 | 82 | 44 |
| #4 | AWThistics | Captain Rafael | +1.70 | 34 | 60 |
| #5 | Dritiom | +1.06 | 23 | 57 |





