








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5088 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3477 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2318 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2718 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,067 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DelfinJestGit | 55% | 71 |
| #2 | Smigol | 52% | 216 |
| #3 | 𝓒𝓐𝓣𝓝𝓘𝓟 | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | gC.m0nkey | 50% | 398 |
| #5 | omniover | 48% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | omniover | 48% | 179 |
| #6 | El Wiks | 47% | 34 |
| #7 | Rozczar | 46% | 125 |
| #8 | Naj3banaPanda | 35% | 48 |
| #9 | żołno | 34% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smigol | 17 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Rozczar | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | gC.m0nkey | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | DelfinJestGit | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | 𝓒𝓐𝓣𝓝𝓘𝓟 | 4 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gC.m0nkey | 1643 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #2 | Smigol | 603 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | omniover | 550 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Rozczar | 128 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | żołno | 104 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gC.AnusCASE.GIFT | +1.62 | 46 | 53 |
| #2 | gC.m0nkey | +1.25 | 48 | 57 |
| #3 | Smigol | +0.82 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | Rozczar | -0.19 | 43 | 37 |
| #5 | El Wiks | -0.96 | 34 | 37 |





