








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 953 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 774 matches | ||
| Wingman | 450 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10334 | 30% |
| Smokes | 11725 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 7631 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4526 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,687,746 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DelfinJestGit | 55% | 85 |
| #2 | Rozczar | 52% | 128 |
| #3 | gC.m0nkey | 50% | 169 |
| #4 | Smigol | 49% | 243 |
| #5 | gC.AnusCASE.GIFT | 48% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smigol | 25 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Naj3banaPanda | 25 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | 𝓒𝓐𝓣𝓝𝓘𝓟 | 25 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Rozczar | 16 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | gC.AnusCASE.GIFT | 12 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gC.m0nkey | 870 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | Smigol | 786 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #3 | gC.AnusCASE.GIFT | 653 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #4 | Naj3banaPanda | 193 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rozczar | 134 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gC.AnusCASE.GIFT | +2.47 | 45 | 52 |
| #2 | Smigol | +2.07 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Rozczar | +1.89 | 41 | 35 |
| #4 | gC.m0nkey | +1.66 | 47 | 60 |
| #5 | 𝓒𝓐𝓣𝓝𝓘𝓟 | +0.84 | 55 | 28 |





