








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Wingman | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6390 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4332 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1613 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3522 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,033,774 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓒𝓐𝓣𝓝𝓘𝓟 | 55% | 42 |
| #2 | Smigol | 54% | 226 |
| #3 | DelfinJestGit | 53% | 101 |
| #4 | omniover | 50% | 169 |
| #5 | gC.AnusCASE.GIFT | 50% | 398 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | gC.AnusCASE.GIFT | 50% | 398 |
| #6 | Naj3banaPanda | 49% | 57 |
| #7 | El Wiks | 48% | 29 |
| #8 | Rozczar | 48% | 157 |
| #9 | żołno | 36% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smigol | 21 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | gC.AnusCASE.GIFT | 19 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Rozczar | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | DelfinJestGit | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | żołno | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gC.AnusCASE.GIFT | 1192 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | Smigol | 635 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | omniover | 526 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Rozczar | 167 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | żołno | 154 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gC.m0nkey | +1.53 | 50 | 56 |
| #2 | gC.AnusCASE.GIFT | +1.25 | 45 | 54 |
| #3 | Smigol | +0.92 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | Rozczar | +0.10 | 42 | 36 |
| #5 | Naj3banaPanda | -1.01 | 45 | 53 |





