








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Wingman | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4562 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5899 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6743 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8731 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,583,465 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killka | 67% | 135 |
| #2 | ✪KolTic | 65% | 509 |
| #3 | cummies | 64% | 81 |
| #4 | HENDO | 58% | 69 |
| #5 | SHROOMS | 57% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SHROOMS | 57% | 158 |
| #6 | bif | 54% | 142 |
| #7 | Hazcs | 53% | 112 |
| #8 | Skiddaz | 53% | 359 |
| #9 | Lebbie007 | 53% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skiddaz | 50 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | ✪KolTic | 20 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | cummies | 20 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | SHROOMS | 14 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Killka | 8 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skiddaz | 880 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | ✪KolTic | 623 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | Killka | 585 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #4 | bif | 465 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | cummies | 428 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cummies | +2.57 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | Zander | +2.50 | 86 | 50 |
| #3 | ✪KolTic | +2.45 | 87 | 57 |
| #4 | SHROOMS | +2.37 | 86 | 51 |
| #5 | Killka | +1.94 | 84 | 68 |





