








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 157 matches | ||
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3308 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5404 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3974 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5117 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,544,721 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 761 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hazcs | 58% | 212 |
| #2 | Zander | 57% | 158 |
| #3 | Skiddaz | 54% | 518 |
| #4 | Abyss | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hazcs | 58% | 212 |
| #2 | Zander | 57% | 158 |
| #3 | Skiddaz | 54% | 518 |
| #4 | Abyss | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skiddaz | 76 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Hazcs | 16 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Zander | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Abyss | 5 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skiddaz | 1293 | 0.12 | 28 min |
| #2 | Hazcs | 712 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | Abyss | 224 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | Zander | 171 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHROOMS | +3.00 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | Zander | +1.70 | 85 | 51 |
| #3 | Abyss | +0.67 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | Skiddaz | +0.30 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | Hazcs | +0.23 | 69 | 57 |





