








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 292 matches | ||
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5352 | 18% |
| Smokes | 7771 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8973 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 7122 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,766,286 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2047 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zander | 19 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Killka | 16 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | AH_ItsBOO | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Redmonkey | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ImDossa | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killka | 743 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | bif | 379 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | Zander | 375 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #4 | AH_ItsBOO | 289 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Sherb | 157 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪KolTic | +3.74 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | Zander | +3.05 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | Sherb | +2.56 | 82 | 54 |
| #4 | Killka | +2.45 | 84 | 68 |
| #5 | bif | +1.71 | 81 | 67 |





