








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 975 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1202 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 235 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 831 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $466,442 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tao Bai Bai | 63% | 52 |
| #2 | SKAFDS | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | RealblockHu$tler | 51% | 114 |
| #4 | OG Cripweis Bongsheesh | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | Yunoc | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SKAFDS | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | RealblockHu$tler | 51% | 114 |
| #4 | OG Cripweis Bongsheesh | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | Yunoc | 45% | 22 |
| #6 | OG Brodo Fraggins | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tao Bai Bai | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | SKAFDS | 2 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | RealblockHu$tler | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | OG Cripweis Bongsheesh | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | OG Brodo Fraggins | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RealblockHu$tler | 137 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Tao Bai Bai | 75 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | OG Cripweis Bongsheesh | 52 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | SKAFDS | 26 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Yunoc | 25 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tao Bai Bai | +1.79 | 49 | 69 |
| #2 | SKAFDS | +0.96 | 51 | 57 |
| #3 | Yunoc | +0.43 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | KingGoofLord | +0.16 | 58 | 41 |
| #5 | RealblockHu$tler | -0.05 | 46 | 68 |





