








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 177 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 911 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1059 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1538 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1464 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $553,942 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lihis- | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | !IL4! | 62% | 156 |
| #3 | möhkömies | 61% | 137 |
| #4 | helppo tappo | 60% | 131 |
| #5 | Walter | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lihis- | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | !IL4! | 62% | 156 |
| #3 | möhkömies | 61% | 137 |
| #4 | helppo tappo | 60% | 131 |
| #5 | Walter | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helppo tappo | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | möhkömies | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | !IL4! | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | möhkömies | 497 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | !IL4! | 351 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | helppo tappo | 240 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Walter | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Lihis- | 71 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !IL4! | +3.98 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | Lihis- | +0.59 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | möhkömies | +0.22 | 55 | 74 |
| #4 | limekaikkonen | -0.13 | 67 | 49 |
| #5 | Walter | -0.31 | 57 | 69 |





