








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 338 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5093 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4796 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5280 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4988 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,073,380 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 839 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herbツ | 78 | 0.0325 |
| #2 | helppo tappo | 55 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Lihis- | 32 | 0.0159 |
| #4 | Antti | 24 | 0.0193 |
| #5 | kyrpäjooseppi666 | 19 | 0.0144 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | möhkömies | 1213 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #2 | helppo tappo | 806 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | kyrpäjooseppi666 | 310 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | Lihis- | 292 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Walter | 280 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !IL4! | +4.55 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | möhkömies | +0.44 | 55 | 73 |
| #3 | Walter | +0.26 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | limekaikkonen | -0.31 | 66 | 49 |
| #5 | Herbツ | -0.37 | 75 | 45 |





