








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,854 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5218 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5338 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5248 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5050 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $869,751 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrpäjooseppi666 | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | Walter | 64% | 97 |
| #3 | !IL4! | 61% | 356 |
| #4 | limekaikkonen | 61% | 137 |
| #5 | Lihis- | 59% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | limekaikkonen | 61% | 137 |
| #5 | Lihis- | 59% | 70 |
| #6 | helppo tappo | 58% | 262 |
| #7 | Antti | 56% | 32 |
| #8 | Herbツ | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | helppo tappo | 35 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Herbツ | 27 | 0.0364 |
| #3 | !IL4! | 22 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Lihis- | 19 | 0.0125 |
| #5 | Antti | 11 | 0.0157 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !IL4! | 752 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #2 | helppo tappo | 601 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Walter | 289 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Lihis- | 210 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | limekaikkonen | 202 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !IL4! | +3.79 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | möhkömies | +0.62 | 55 | 71 |
| #3 | Herbツ | +0.54 | 70 | 39 |
| #4 | Walter | +0.08 | 54 | 70 |
| #5 | limekaikkonen | -0.27 | 65 | 47 |





