








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 657 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 352 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3437 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4426 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3766 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2220 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,298,102 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Walter | 62% | 87 |
| #2 | limekaikkonen | 60% | 131 |
| #3 | möhkömies | 58% | 262 |
| #4 | !IL4! | 57% | 325 |
| #5 | Lihis- | 55% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herbツ | 52 | 0.0371 |
| #2 | !IL4! | 34 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Antti | 22 | 0.0183 |
| #4 | möhkömies | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | kyrpäjooseppi666 | 10 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | möhkömies | 859 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | !IL4! | 731 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | Walter | 267 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | kyrpäjooseppi666 | 195 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | limekaikkonen | 171 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !IL4! | +4.44 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Herbツ | +1.64 | 75 | 42 |
| #3 | möhkömies | +1.21 | 57 | 72 |
| #4 | limekaikkonen | +0.12 | 68 | 46 |
| #5 | Walter | +0.02 | 52 | 71 |





