








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 692 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




298 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2524 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1973 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1461 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1454 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,157,640 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8071 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teenis Envy | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | poo twoo | 54% | 67 |
| #3 | chloppap | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | Mr. Frown | 50% | 179 |
| #5 | hectorricardo973 | 38% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poo threee | +6.00 | 71 | 41 |
| #2 | Teenis Envy | +4.04 | 59 | 56 |
| #3 | hectorricardo973 | +0.95 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | Mr. Frown | -0.41 | 47 | 42 |
| #5 | 同性愛な黒人 poo sheisty | -0.60 | 49 | 53 |





