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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Esplay | 42 matches | 1,662 | |
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,258 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 369 | 16% |
| Smokes | 780 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 514 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 595 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,068 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | One Man Army | 50% | 8 |
| #8 | fLickza | 50% | 12 |
| #9 | [420] | 50% | 14 |
| #10 | Onslaught | 46% | 13 |
| #11 | Vestby | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fLickza | +8.14 | 88 | 78 |
| #2 | [420] | +5.48 | 71 | 82 |
| #3 | donksr | +5.13 | 90 | 60 |
| #4 | Vestby | +4.23 | 93 | 70 |
| #5 | Folkachi | +2.68 | 50 | 36 |





