








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 2,156 | |
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1155 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1033 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1055 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1088 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $201,693 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sapienza | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | nesquik | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | Vearr | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | f1aME | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | ToByZzXD -iwnl- | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Vearr | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | f1aME | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | ToByZzXD -iwnl- | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | ☆Miemora☆ | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | zykes | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1aME | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1aME | 46 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | ToByZzXD -iwnl- | 26 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | sapienza | 26 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Vearr | 25 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | zykes | 24 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sapienza | +4.47 | 73 | 80 |
| #2 | donksr | +1.77 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | Vearr | +1.55 | 79 | 79 |
| #4 | zykes | -0.17 | 86 | 68 |
| #5 | f1aME | -0.45 | 69 | 59 |





