








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1737 | 42% |
| Smokes | 695 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 993 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 760 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,411 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | down curse | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Gerald Ganda | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | FD God | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | SWINKA225KEYDROP | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | 23 | 0.0310 |
| #2 | Mr Mystery | 16 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | MrEggussy2013 | 14 | 0.0207 |
| #4 | TomaszKocur2009PL420THC | 12 | 0.0144 |
| #5 | down curse | 10 | 0.0283 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | 202 | 0.35 | 4 min |
| #2 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | 124 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | MrEggussy2013 | 112 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | TomaszKocur2009PL420THC | 60 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | SWINKA225KEYDROP | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | +5.40 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | +5.37 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | Gumi | +5.35 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | down curse | +4.20 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | TomaszKocur2009PL420THC | +1.09 | 53 | 51 |





