








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1053 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12097 | 44% |
| Smokes | 6825 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2476 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 6294 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,133 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 881 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MlodyWojtek420 | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | 59% | 160 |
| #3 | SWINKA225KEYDROP | 58% | 36 |
| #4 | Jurand | 58% | 74 |
| #5 | Klefonidas | 58% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Mr Mystery | 49% | 53 |
| #13 | KHAJIT GENOCIDE ENJOYER | 48% | 132 |
| #14 | MrEggussy2013 | 46% | 96 |
| #15 | topa7 | 44% | 43 |
| #16 | Jajeczko2013 | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | 582 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | Gumi | 574 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | KHAJIT GENOCIDE ENJOYER | 490 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | Jurand | 342 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | MrEggussy2013 | 289 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | +4.54 | 64 | 67 |
| #2 | Gumi | +2.56 | 80 | 59 |
| #3 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | +1.95 | 82 | 72 |
| #4 | Jurand | +1.05 | 83 | 63 |
| #5 | Klefonidas | +0.30 | 58 | 51 |





