








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 406 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




177 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5806 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6616 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2610 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3144 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2917 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,453,363 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | 46% | 96 |
| #2 | TomaszKocur2009PL420THC | 46% | 59 |
| #3 | tociak | 46% | 180 |
| #4 | citalopra | 44% | 89 |
| #5 | topa7 | 43% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | 716 | 0.37 | 18 min |
| #2 | KHAJIT GENOCIDE ENJOYER | 369 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Jajeczko2013 | 258 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪ SZARKS | 241 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | tociak | 194 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | +5.89 | 63 | 70 |
| #2 | Gumi | +5.52 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | KHAJIT GENOCIDE ENJOYER | +1.03 | 39 | 57 |
| #4 | TomaszKocur2009PL420THC | +0.76 | 56 | 55 |
| #5 | ✪ SZARKS | +0.07 | 44 | 63 |





