








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




167 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7832 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6957 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2928 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5804 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,592,780 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | 59% | 160 |
| #2 | SWINKA225KEYDROP | 57% | 93 |
| #3 | Gumi | 56% | 238 |
| #4 | down curse | 55% | 91 |
| #5 | Patrick Texas | 55% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | TomaszKocur2009PL420THC | 47% | 104 |
| #11 | KubusKozakGangBangEkipa2011 | 45% | 55 |
| #12 | Guido | 43% | 113 |
| #13 | FD God | 43% | 127 |
| #14 | John Wick | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jurand | 28 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | down curse | 27 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | Klefonidas | 25 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Mr Mystery | 25 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | Gerald Ganda | 23 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jurand | 1301 | 0.21 | 30 min |
| #2 | Gerald Ganda | 1086 | 0.33 | 27 min |
| #3 | Gumi | 571 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #4 | Klefonidas | 492 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Patrick Texas | 358 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerald Ganda | +2.93 | 65 | 68 |
| #2 | يمارس الجنس مع ال | +2.83 | 81 | 74 |
| #3 | Gumi | +2.18 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | Jurand | +0.71 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | down curse | +0.54 | 66 | 50 |





