








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6873 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5343 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3700 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4513 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,320,561 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rená | 64% | 47 |
| #2 | ♡ muwukaii | 62% | 162 |
| #3 | Ray White - The Problem | 60% | 63 |
| #4 | socks | 57% | 129 |
| #5 | ethical bum sniffer | 57% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ray White - The Problem | 60% | 63 |
| #4 | socks | 57% | 129 |
| #5 | ethical bum sniffer | 57% | 72 |
| #6 | Bella | 56% | 165 |
| #7 | Shretla | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | socks | 23 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | ♡ muwukaii | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | rená | 8 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | ethical bum sniffer | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Bella | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bella | 343 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | ♡ muwukaii | 219 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | socks | 212 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | ethical bum sniffer | 144 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Shretla | 125 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isis | +4.58 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | Bella | -0.27 | 63 | 64 |
| #3 | rená | -0.64 | 70 | 25 |
| #4 | socks | -1.03 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | ethical bum sniffer | -1.24 | 55 | 68 |





