








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4223 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5683 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3637 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4003 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,529,081 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonas | 64% | 90 |
| #2 | Tehosekoin | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | arie | 54% | 74 |
| #4 | Most1 | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | eQualizer | 51% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | arie | 54% | 74 |
| #4 | Most1 | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | eQualizer | 51% | 128 |
| #6 | vepu | 48% | 44 |
| #7 | ✪Franss1va1n✪ | 42% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eQualizer | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Most1 | 8 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | arie | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | ✪Franss1va1n✪ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Tehosekoin | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Franss1va1n✪ | 481 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | Joonas | 460 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #3 | eQualizer | 290 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | arie | 157 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Most1 | 145 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tehosekoin | +2.54 | 64 | 55 |
| #2 | Joonas | +2.46 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪Franss1va1n✪ | +2.23 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | eQualizer | +1.39 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | arie | +0.92 | 47 | 59 |





