








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7240 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7850 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5038 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6037 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,647,022 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1986 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cat<3 | 54% | 74 |
| #2 | ✪Franss1va1n✪ | 50% | 149 |
| #3 | Jnni | 37% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cat<3 | 54% | 74 |
| #2 | ✪Franss1va1n✪ | 50% | 149 |
| #3 | Jnni | 37% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Franss1va1n✪ | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Cat<3 | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Jnni | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Franss1va1n✪ | 512 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | Cat<3 | 128 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jnni | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Franss1va1n✪ | +2.09 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | arie | +0.83 | 57 | 64 |
| #3 | Cat<3 | +0.21 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | Jnni | -6.24 | 13 | 23 |





