








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4047 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2832 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2218 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1980 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,279 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 867 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyklar | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | s1mert | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Lihaug | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | d3ny the dog | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | s4mue1 | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | s4mue1 | 56% | 16 |
| #6 | Kry | 53% | 30 |
| #7 | Cadence | 46% | 114 |
| #8 | gr4num | 44% | 81 |
| #9 | 442 - Radiosporten | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cadence | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | gr4num | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | 442 - Radiosporten | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Hyklar | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Kry | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cadence | 254 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | 442 - Radiosporten | 154 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | gr4num | 130 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lihaug | 61 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hyklar | 58 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lihaug | +2.66 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | d3ny the dog | +2.39 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | zoobie | +1.44 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | s4mue1 | +1.43 | 81 | 50 |
| #5 | Hyklar | +0.48 | 63 | 57 |





