








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1368 | 32% |
| Smokes | 985 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 971 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 897 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $174,024 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s4mue1 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | d3ny the dog | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Cadence | 63% | 27 |
| #4 | zoobie | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | 442 - Radiosporten | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Marin chan | 50% | 12 |
| #7 | Kry | 50% | 50 |
| #8 | gr4num | 50% | 96 |
| #9 | s1mert | 45% | 11 |
| #10 | Hyklar | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyklar | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | gr4num | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Kry | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Marin chan | 3 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | 442 - Radiosporten | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyklar | 224 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | gr4num | 136 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | zoobie | 100 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kry | 85 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | 442 - Radiosporten | 70 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lihaug | +2.24 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | s4mue1 | +1.10 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | zoobie | +0.59 | 64 | 71 |
| #4 | d3ny the dog | +0.44 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | Cadence | +0.06 | 46 | 67 |





