








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 142 | 8% |
| Smokes | 352 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 850 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 375 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,002,747 of utility $287 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | beanz | 57% | 14 |
| #11 | frot mom | 57% | 70 |
| #12 | moomin | 47% | 15 |
| #13 | steinR | 42% | 12 |
| #14 | Ms.Pancakes | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frot mom | 29 | 0.0238 |
| #2 | burger angel | 19 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Ms.Pancakes | 6 | 0.0209 |
| #4 | Obama Cube | 5 | 0.0197 |
| #5 | ball | 4 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frot mom | 38 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #2 | beanz | 32 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | ball | 28 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | burger angel | 22 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | buggys big day | 17 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yves | +7.49 | 89 | 25 |
| #2 | jade | +3.03 | 50 | 39 |
| #3 | ball | +1.47 | 60 | 39 |
| #4 | buggys big day | +1.02 | 29 | 29 |
| #5 | beanz | -0.51 | 45 | 40 |





