








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 387 | 42% |
| Smokes | 205 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 149 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 175 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,411 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 794 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burger angel | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | yves | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | steinR | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | burger angel | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | yves | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | steinR | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yves | 4 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | steinR | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | burger angel | 3 | 0.0148 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steinR | 27 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #2 | yves | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | burger angel | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yves | +9.71 | 89 | 29 |
| #2 | steinR | +0.17 | 36 | 9 |
| #3 | burger angel | -1.84 | 34 | 18 |
| #4 | Dr. Goodsex | -1.97 | 13 | 22 |





