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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
65 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 43 | 9% |
| Smokes | 157 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 102 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 193 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,400 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sonni | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Hiki | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Ryökäle | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | DOGWATER | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | Aito Nacci | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | KanaKebbe | 29% | 14 |
| #8 | barraguda | 19% | 16 |
| #9 | Crusifer | 18% | 11 |
| #10 | WilhelmTwister | 11% | 9 |
| #11 | Musti | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barraguda | 3 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | KanaKebbe | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Aito Nacci | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Crusifer | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | WilhelmTwister | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KanaKebbe | 40 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | WilhelmTwister | 37 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | Hiki | 28 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | Crusifer | 18 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | DOGWATER | 15 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiki | +7.20 | 81 | 89 |
| #2 | Crusifer | +6.56 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | Sonni | +6.31 | 51 | 45 |
| #4 | DOGWATER | +5.60 | 65 | 61 |
| #5 | Aito Nacci | +2.09 | 64 | 59 |





