








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 446 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1075 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2172 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1398 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $759,744 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiki | 51% | 45 |
| #2 | Aito Nacci | 51% | 47 |
| #3 | Crusifer | 45% | 42 |
| #4 | Sergej | 43% | 56 |
| #5 | WilhelmTwister | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | DOGWATER | 41% | 46 |
| #8 | Dreamybull | 41% | 51 |
| #9 | Sonni | 33% | 18 |
| #10 | jUKEE | 32% | 25 |
| #11 | kilzr | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiki | 8 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | WilhelmTwister | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Sergej | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | DOGWATER | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Aito Nacci | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiki | 202 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | WilhelmTwister | 193 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sergej | 176 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dreamybull | 117 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Crusifer | 114 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WilhelmTwister | +4.25 | 71 | 75 |
| #2 | jUKEE | +2.80 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | Hiki | +2.56 | 68 | 81 |
| #4 | Crusifer | +2.43 | 72 | 70 |
| #5 | Sonni | +1.51 | 75 | 39 |





