








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5094 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4183 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4514 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3218 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,446,332 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kallevi "Kash" Heiskanen | 58% | 122 |
| #2 | Pelihirmu | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Gunár💜 | 53% | 493 |
| #4 | Karvainen Igor | 50% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kallevi "Kash" Heiskanen | 58% | 122 |
| #2 | Pelihirmu | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Gunár💜 | 53% | 493 |
| #4 | Karvainen Igor | 50% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gunár💜 | 82 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Kallevi "Kash" Heiskanen | 37 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | Pelihirmu | 10 | 0.0177 |
| #4 | Karvainen Igor | 9 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gunár💜 | 821 | 0.08 | 22 min |
| #2 | Karvainen Igor | 321 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kallevi "Kash" Heiskanen | 314 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Pelihirmu | 75 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomas selbi sigma | +2.03 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | Pelihirmu | +0.74 | 49 | 50 |
| #3 | Gunár💜 | -0.04 | 58 | 70 |
| #4 | Kallevi "Kash" Heiskanen | -0.42 | 54 | 66 |
| #5 | Karvainen Igor | -3.27 | 49 | 58 |





